Because I don't know when to quit...

this is funny. plain and simple.

It's Opening Day!!!

Let us pray the Lord's Prayer:

Dear Lord,
We ask that this season you bless the Boston Red Soxs,
We ask that that you keep our team free from injuries,
We ask that all of the off seasons trades are worth every "Penny"
We ask that the post season be quick and painless on the way to the pennant,
but most of all we ask that you show the Yankees your might, mostly by smiting then and their garbage new stadium.



AMEN!!

Speechless

Words fail me.

The true question is...

did it hurt worse for the kid...or the deer?

Really Fat Kid, Really!?!?!?!

This is another reason why I don't care for children, this kid reminds me of my friend Nick Rose.



The true question is how did the little turd get his pumpkin head through the seat in the first place.

The triforce is in the Internet

Picture Monday, enjoy.

Boo Homework

As I think it's become apparent by now, no one should be allowed to be a parent, including me. Below is another reason to support this idea. This parent dodn't look over there child's homework and look how that turned out for them.


Mommy works at Home Depot and sells shovels. Need I say More.

Picture Monday

Every Monday a new picture will be posted. It could be funny, sad, cute, or gross, but probably funny. Todays picture comes courtesy of Kevin Byrd from Dayton Ohio.




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